OCTOBER 9, 2011 1:17AM
It’s October. It’s costume time. I’m trying to figure out what happened to the friggin’ bo-peep skirt or if I have any pink material to make a new one.
In 2010, I made a Minnie Mouse Costume out of bright red polyester polkadot material. I had black tights and black shoes. Minnie wears yellow shoes, but I don’t have any.
In 2009, I was Little Bo-Peep. It rocked, but I made it myself and the pants-pantalettes were too loose and kept falling down. It was hot, too?
In 2009, I was Little Bo-Peep. It rocked, but I made it myself and the pants-pantalettes were too loose and kept falling down. It was hot, too?
In 2010, I made a Minnie Mouse Costume out of bright red polyester polkadot material. I had black tights and black shoes. Minnie wears yellow shoes, but I don’t have any.
It’s October. It’s costume time. I’m trying to figure out what happened to the friggin’ bo-peep skirt or if I have any pink material to make a new one.
Minnie Mouse is trademarked, but this pattern says it all!
In 2009, I was Little Bo-Peep. It rocked, but I made it myself and the pants-pantalettes were too loose and kept falling down. It was hot, too?
In 2010, I made a Minnie Mouse Costume out of bright red polyester polkadot material. I had black tights and black shoes. Minnie wears yellow shoes, but I don’t have any.
Minnie Mouse is trademarked, but this pattern says it all!
It’s October. It’s costume time. I’m trying to figure out what happened to the friggin’ bo-peep skirt or if I have any pink material to make a new one.
The Zombie War cannot come soon enough for me.
Recipes:
Swamp Punch, Witch’s Brew, and Slimey Slug Juice
Ginger ale
Lime sherbet
Big chunk of ice with plastic eyeballs in it. Or freeze some gummi worms in it.
Do you think we measure this stuff? We’re the Children’s Librarians. You’re lucky we don’t put glitter glue in it!
Frozen gummi worms.
Let them thaw slightly.
Bet the kids that they can’t eat them.
They are about the most flavorless things on the planet, and the texture is like rotting flesh . . .
I grew up in the last days of pre-internet, pre-credit card catalog shopping in a small town. My mother hated shopping. She really hated clothes. She had her polyester slacks, her Keds, her white anklet socks, and camp shirts. There were a few dresses in the closet for when she couldn’t get out of going to church or a wedding.
I was the third daughter. By the time I came along, polyester ruled the supply chain. It was washable. Washable—you had to work at getting dirt to stick to it! Periodically my mother would haul out some hand-me-downs from my sisters—all of which were ten years out of date. I think that she bought them as they went out of style.
This was back when girls and ladies and women were not allowed to wear pants. Yes, I know I said that my mom wore pants every day, but that was the privilege of a house-wife. Schools, businesses, restaurants, and country clubs forbid women to wear pants. We also could not get a credit card without our husbands’ permission. And if you applied for a job, you had to be ready to answer questions about your marital status, engagement, marriage plans, and birth control.
We had a lot of dignity then.
I had ideas about clothes. That made it more interesting. I had seen a photo of a fashion model in a green dress with black tights, so I tried to get out of the house like that one day. Eventually, my mother gave up. I wore the costume my sister had for the State Centennial to school every week in sixth and seventh grade. It was a skirt! It was probably made of polyester.
Nowadays I buy normal clothes. I support whatever slave or prison labor in China makes my shoes and clothes. Every now and then I get something from the USA. What happened to the United Garment Workers Union? For a few years I was poorer every month than the month before, so I made a habit of searching the closet for anything remotely unfrayed, un-holed, un-stained.
But I am facing a professional crisis. I am a Children’s Librarian. We have two Halloween parties. I have forbidden the Children’s Room staff to come as witches, because . . . well, we don’t want to give anyone ideas about us.
It can’t be a witch thing, which is the easiest costume in the world—black, black and more black, and a hat. Maybe messed-up hair.
It has to be something I can work in—because I am not a guest, I am the Children’s Librarian.
It has to be something the little kids will recognize. The kids born in New Orleans between 2007 and 2011 probably have seen more falling down houses and rotten streets than anything else.
The rich kids end up with the entire set of Baby Einstein videos. Then they get a computer around the time they learn to read.
So cultural icons are far and few between.
The worst part is: I have to make it.
I don’t know why.
I think I was bitten by an Etsy-fly in 2008. Buying a costume off the rack would make the whole thing even more humiliating. Sewing it gives me a little dignity.
So I can’t be Jason, or a headless queen, or a zombie. I would make a great zombie. It can’t be anything political because I am a Civil Service drone.
The history of my costumes:
In 2007, I was a ladybug with big foamcore wings and an antennae bobble I made myself. All-black clothes. It was hot.
I did it again in 2008.
In 2010, I made a Minnie Mouse Costume out of bright red polyester polkadot material. I had black tights and black shoes. Minnie wears yellow shoes, but I don’t have any.
Minnie Mouse is trademarked, but this pattern says it all!
It’s October. It’s costume time. I’m trying to figure out what happened to the friggin’ bo-peep skirt or if I have any pink material to make a new one.
The Zombie War cannot come soon enough for me.
Recipes:
Swamp Punch, Witch’s Brew, and Slimey Slug Juice
Ginger ale
Lime sherbet
Big chunk of ice with plastic eyeballs in it. Or freeze some gummi worms in it.
Do you think we measure this stuff? We’re the Children’s Librarians. You’re lucky we don’t put glitter glue in it!
Frozen gummi worms.
Let them thaw slightly.
Bet the kids that they can’t eat them.
They are about the most flavorless things on the planet, and the texture is like rotting flesh . . .
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